I would like to tell a story today. One day, there was a man in a Georgia town. He lived a good life and held honest values. This man voted for John Kerry, because he thought he could change the world that Bush was destroying. When Kerry lost, so did he. He then drove up to New York City. He scaled the wall at the WTC site, and shot himself dead. That is the story of an untold marytr. A story that was almost never heard or read. Bun in a single second, Andrew Veal did what all Bush haters tho...

I'm going to say it loud and clear, so all you non-voters can hear me. IF YOU DIDN'T VOTE, YOU DON'T MOVE OR BREATHE UNTIL YOU DO . Anyone who didn't vote should be ashamed. You most likely just pushed in George Bush, who will draft you, draft your kids, or burn you on healthcare and/or wellfare. The NCLB Act will destroy your childs future, if that's what stage ofyour life you're in right now. Either way, you will suffer under Bush. And I will sit there and laugh and laugh and laugh, becaus...

Welcome, thank you for coming, all that stuff. Now for the big stuff. Bush has 4 more years (in case you live under a rock), so liberals need to unite. I have a rough plan that may work though. A new country! Sounds insane 'till you think about it, but it might work. First, we get New England and New York to seceed. Then, we get Penn., Maryland, Deleware, and DC to join the fight. After that, we take back Ohio, or just split it, go into Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, and maybe Missouri...